We're not here to fuck spiders.

Patches, stickers and tees. Now get on with it.

Shop the range WTF?

Free sticker with every patch and tee.

The range

Gear up

Two colourways: smoke grey with a red border, or full red with a black border. Prices in AUD — we ship worldwide.

Embroidered patch

+ Free sticker

75 mm round, merrowed edge, iron-on or sew-on. Made for denim, vests and band jackets.

[PRICE]

Colour

Smoke grey Red

Vinyl sticker

100 mm die-cut, waterproof, UV-resistant. Utes, eskies, toolboxes, guitar cases.

[PRICE]

Colour

Smoke grey Red

Tee

+ Free sticker

Heavyweight black cotton, front chest print. Unisex fit.

[PRICE]

Design

Smoke grey Red

Size

The saying

Get on with it.

Australian slang for: there's a job to do, so stop wasting time. Same as saying "we're not here to fuck around."

Its cousins: "not here to put shoes on caterpillars" and "not here to lick stamps." The version for polite company: "not here to fornicate with arachnids."

Rude enough that the Macquarie Dictionary filed it under NSFW. Read their take.

Seen in the wild?

Spotted one out there?

Let us know where you've seen a sticker, shirt or patch in the wild — on a ute, a guitar case, a jacket at a gig.

Take a photo and tag us @wnhtf_spiders, or email it to [CONTACT EMAIL].

Tag @wnhtf_spiders

Good to know

FAQ

Where do you ship?

Worldwide. Pick your zone in the basket — Australia, New Zealand or rest of world — and shipping is added before you pay. [DELIVERY TIMES]

How do I pay?

Card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Apple Pay, Google Pay) through Stripe, or PayPal. Prices are in AUD; your bank or PayPal converts for overseas buyers. Your shipping address is taken at checkout.

What size tee should I get?

Unisex fit — if you're between sizes, size up. [SIZE CHART]

Returns?

[RETURNS POLICY]

Wholesale or bulk orders?

Bands, crews and shops: get in touch at [CONTACT EMAIL].